List: Yelp Reviews of Old West Whore Houses
November 21, 2011
Miss Kitty’s (five stars)
“Enjoyment is to be had in any of her fine lady-holes. Try them all!”
Jolly Jane’s (four stars)
“Good selection of purty girls at a low price. Some has peckers too, but I don’t let that slow me down none.”
The Oriental (two stars)
“Fancy furniture and such. The whorin’ weren’t too good, but the gal did give me a bath.”
Big Nose Kate’s (three stars)
“Name of this establishment is misleading. THERE ARE NO LARGE NOSED WOMEN HERE! However, a small nosed whore did fashion a wear a paper cone while servicing me. All was not lost.”
Bessie in the Alley (one star)
“Worst hump of my life. Had more fun riding my horse.”
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