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Why my mother calls me at work 1. To complain that my father does not like sweet potatoes. 2. To wish me happy birthday, then argue with me when I inform her it is not my birthday. 3. To ask me if I’m at work. 4. To tell me that my father was lost in the Grand Canyon for... Continue Reading →
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1. Mister McMutt 2. Professor Puppypants 3. Lieutenant Lickerson 4. Baron von Barksnuff 5. Private Poopsmythe 6. Monsignor Muzzeldrool 7. Sir Sniffgroin 8. Doctor Dribbles 9. Admiral Assdrag
1. My husband opened the envelope. I was too nervous to do it myself. It contained results from my medical tests. “They found it.” he said. “Your mother’s wedding ring has been hidden in your colon since you were a baby!” It all made so much sense. That’s why I didn’t like butt sex. 2.... Continue Reading →