Sick n’ Twisted Interviewee

My friend Christine Pasalo wrote an article about Spike & Mike’s Sick & Twisted festival of animation and interviewed me! You can read the article here:

http://sandiego.cities2night.com/articles/show/article/981/sick-twisted-animations

If you’re interested in other cool happenings in San Diego you can check out Christine’s blog at:

http://www.digthisjive.com/

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Five Unsexy Sex Dreams

1. My husband opened the envelope. I was too nervous to do it myself. It contained results from my medical tests. “They found it.” he said. “Your mother’s wedding ring has been hidden in your colon since you were a baby!” It all made so much sense. That’s why I didn’t like butt sex.

2. The vending machine had an item labeled “sex”. It cost 75 cents. I was alone in the break room, so I figured I’d give it a try. I put in my money and a giant dildo popped out of the machine. It started vibrating. I took off my pants and mounted it. It wasn’t bad for vending machine sex, but I kept thinking I should have spent my money on cookies instead.

3. I was sharing a bed with two of my best friends. Sometime in the night they turned in to giant pandas and started having totally raunchy panda sex. There was biting and fur and mystery fluid everywhere. They didn’t ask me to join it. I was so lonely.

4. My looser ex-boyfriend was on my doorstep, begging me to take him back. I told him that I would, but only if he gave me the best orgasm ever. He warned me that he had bad gas. We did it anyway. He held in his farts too long and exploded in to a million pieces. I took a shower and cleaned my apartment. Everything went off exactly as I had planned it.

5. I was at a S&M convention with a small Japanese woman named Barney. It was a very confusing scene and I wasn’t quite sure what I was supposed to do. There was all manner of debauchery going on around us and I hesitated at the edge of the action. Barney screeched “This is so typical!” before chewing through her leash and running off in to the crowd.