Halloween Flash: As You Sow, So Shall You Reap

More macabre flash to keep you creepy until Halloween. I wrote this one about a year ago, but it hasn't been published anywhere. * As You Sow, So Shall You Reap He was screaming when we buried him and he was still screaming when he dug himself up two days later. Now we have to... Continue Reading →


Shameless Spousal Promotion, part II

Picking up the Ghost has published! It's available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble and lots of other book sellers. It's written by Tone Milazzo, a man who, through a series of coincidences and misadventures, happens to be married to me. Of course, this in no way colors my glowing recommendation of his book. I'm not... Continue Reading →

San Diego Writers, Ink Anthology Vol. 4

My short story, "Sleepwalking," will be appearing in San Diego Writers, Ink Anthology Vol. 4, edited by Jericho Brown & Laurel Corona.  I'll be attending a release party for the book this evening and I'm excited to see my work in print for the first time!  Contributors to the anthology will be reading excerpts  from... Continue Reading →

Disturbing Product Disclaimers

Packaged in a facility that processes Uranium. Tested on mannequins. Made with water from the finest taps and hoses in Southern California. If rash occurs, discontinue use and make peace with your God immediately. 34% lead-free.


I read the “Missed Connections” section of the local weekly. That’s where hipsters express their undying lust through cryptic messages featuring bar names, band names and clothing labels. Often I imagine one of the less detailed and more passionate entries is about me. “Beautiful Girl Downtown: I see you every day and hope that someday... Continue Reading →

A Ride in the Country

Me and Bigguy are in the truck. I like the truck because it goes fast. I stick my head out the window and the wind is in my fur and my teeth. I bark at the wind! Bigguy tells me, “Shut up.”  Bigguy smells nervous. Maybe he is excited like me because we’re going to... Continue Reading →

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